HEY...I look good in cutoffs!: Archive

Sad Bastard: ABOUT THE MAN WHO BEGAN FLYING AFTER... →

tarabanana: sadbastards: When he met her and they liked each other a great deal, he heard things better, and in his eyes the lines of the physical world were sharper than before. He was smarted, he was more aware, and he thought of new things to do with his days. He considered activities which before had been vaguely… love.love.love. This is incredible. Tara thank you for sharing. I...

Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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“…at last, a beautiful, intelligent woman who has been around and bears the scars...”

– Allen Ginsberg [Paterson, New Jersey] to Jack Kerouac [Mexico City, Mexico] —— Story of my life (Entry contributed by Tara Galal) I contributed. And love this. (via tarabanana)

Feb 21st

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“…These swift obtrusions of real meaningful intent gave me an insight into what...”

– Jack Kerouac [Ozone Park, New York] to Allen Ginsberg [Paterson, New Jersey] (via sadbastards) I contributed this too, and love it just as much. (via tarabanana)

Feb 21st

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“Who has never killed an hour? Not casually or without thought, but carefully: a...”

– “House of Leaves”- Mark Z. Danielewski via. (via tarabanana) I want to go for a run after reading this.

Dec 19th

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Dec 15th

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Woman Claims falling off her Wii Fit made her a... →

Sounds like a problem you want to have

Apr 15th

But if you wanna leave, take good care

Hope you have a lot of nice things to wear But then a lot of nice things turn bad out there Oh Baby, Baby… It’s a wild world

Apr 13th

I love you Echo Lawrence

but I have to try and save my mom

Apr 9th

Matza and chocolate easter eggs

makes a perfect mid day snack. Proof that Jews and Catholics can live in harmony, a delicious unleaven chocolaty harmony.

Apr 6th

It's not about volume

It’s about regularity

Apr 6th

Watch

This is what six guys from film school will do with a nice camera and nothing but time on their hands

Feb 9th

Jan 26th

Mondays and Tuesdays

are kinda my new favorite days. I get to sit in an office and pretend to have a cool job. I think it might be a little sad how excited I get when someone asks me to do something like find an envelope and send a letter. I’m just glad there not asking for layers of butter on their large popcorn.

Jan 26th

Watch

My first appearance at the laugh factory

Jan 26th

Jan 23rd

Conan

classy till the very end.

Jan 23rd

Today

I made turkey meatballs and I watched a yoga video but I did no yoga. It was a banner day all around.

Jan 23rd

I started my internship today

I spend a lot of time in front of a computer. Expect more blogging in the future

Jan 20th

Watch

I wrote and directed this one a long time ago. Still one of my favorites. figured id post it for shits and giggles.

Jan 15th

Jan 10th

I've got myself an internship

plus a full time job. wooot! The stars allign

Jan 7th

Jan 3rd

On new Years eve I worked for 8 hours

cleaning 3D glasses and handing them to people who would then rub their fingers and clothes all over the glasses and complain how dirty they were. After I got off work I went to a swanky party in Sherman Oaks. I was telling some friends about meeting French stewart at arclight when some guy overheard the conversation. He pulled me aside and said “Hey, you work at Arclight? Let me bitch at...

Jan 3rd

Mike O'malley, the host of Nickolodean's Guts...

I know because he told me himself. yeah I hobknob with celebrities everyday. no big deal

Jan 1st

Did you know if you think Obama is a bad...

I just found out myself on Monday. But you can make fun of Jews and Jamaicans so long as your black. Thanks to the terrible manegement and crew at the Comedy Store for clearing that up for me.

Dec 30th

I've been making fun of fat people a lot lately

But if you order a large popcorn with three layers of butter, two hot dogs, a pack of peanut m and m’s and then a diet coke! You deserve to be ridiculed.

Dec 27th

everyone knows they are automatically a fat kid if

-They have food stains on their shirt -They get caught eating in the car -They are fat …way to go butterchubs

Dec 27th

i admire people that always have somthing to post...

I think I should read more so I can find heroes that never knew what the internet was

Dec 27th

Nov 20th

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Im in the west

but my adventure isn’t over yet. Im out of money, cant find my phone charger and im not yet to Los Angeles. I’ve got to make a list. Something decisive and driving. I need to have fun, but i need goals to stop from getting complacent or lazy. I’m pumped and ready to grab the world and make it my bitch…. metaphorically… obviously.

Oct 19th

EVERYTHING IS BIGGER OUT WEST

Vegas is so wide open it gave me a headache the first day we walked around town.

Oct 19th

“He used often to say there was only one Road; that it was like a great river:...”

– J.R.R. Tolkien

Oct 14th

CALIFORNIA

Here we come

Oct 13th

Gay Marriage is necessary

They’re the only ones who may actually stay married in this day and age

Oct 11th

WHO DEY!!!

Man it feels so good to have a winning Football team.

Oct 11th

Today I was gonna change my oil

Once that was done I would be ready to go to Los Angeles. But then I couldn’t find my keys. I’m beginning to think maybe I’ll just stay in Ohio. Clearly God doesn’t want me leaving. I’ve also been researching the best way to kill myself.

Oct 11th

Oct 10th

I'm packed.

My brother is not…. I’m a huge scatter brain, but even I can focus enough if it means getting the fuck out of OHIO.

Oct 7th

Im more of a narcissist than I thought

I get sad when I see my tumblarity is a zero. plus no followers. I’ve got important things to say damnit!! THE WORLD must listen

Oct 7th

Oct 3rd

Little things.

I’m standing in a sea of little things. I’ve got everything major packed up and ready to go, but there are little things everywhere. Little scraps of paper, loose wires, and thumb tacks I just cant stand to throw away. Sometime I feel like I can get all the big seemingly important things done quickly and out of the way, but I’ve never been good about the little things. loose...

Oct 2nd

While packing for Los Angeles

I found a bunch of pictures ranging from 8th grade to the present. I then promptly found a photo book to put them all in!!! what are the odds. It was scary as I put all the photos in the book though because all I wanted was someone next to me so i could go “oh look! this one is me from the play ground in grade school”. Then I got a flash of myself at sixty torturing grand children....

Oct 1st

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I just punched myself in the head.

I don’t think I would do very well in a fight

Oct 1st

I love it when

THe zombies heads explode Animated movies about food rain make me cry I have no idea where im going to live in the close future Repetative noises stop Casts of people do a string of movies together (like a bunch of friends) Coined phrases catch on Blammo

Sep 30th

Aint no thang - Katzenjammer -if i could date a...

Sep 21st

“A 2003 survey of Domino’s pizza managers in the Washington D.C. area found...”

– (Ripley’s - Believe it or Not) GOD BLESS AMERICA

Sep 21st

Wow

I didn’t do any of that stuff I said i would back in July……

Sep 21st